Googloo Jokes

Googloo goes for an interview:

Googloo: I want salary Rs 1 lakh per month, 1 flat and 1 car to take up this job!!!!!
Interviewer: I will give you Rs 2 lakh per month, 2 residential flats and two cars!!!

Googloo (excitingly): Kya majaak kar rahein hain sir???
Interviewer: Phele shuruaat kisne ki :-)

Finally, Googloo gets the job and is happy in life.

One day, he decides to order for coffee from his office canteen.
Googloo, being Googloo calls up the CEO instead and proudly orders for Coffee.
The CEO becomes livid and says "You fool, dont you know who this is? This is the CEOs room"Googloo suddenly realizes he is on his way to losing his job. Quickly retaliates "You fool, do you know who this is??"The CEO says "No, I dont"

Googloo - "Thank god!" and hangs up :)