New Resultrix

So Its practically (unofficially) One Year that we have started Resultrix and guess what is the Birthday Gift. . . Its a brand new office at Andheri (w). Yes we finally managed to locate a small & swanky office to occupy a team of 30 search professionals. Another thing, , , we are having a small inaugural party on the Thursday night, care to join us ?

Cheers
Gulrez

My New Avtaar

So i finally quit Communicate2 and started my dream .

WWW.RESULTRIX.COM

Googloo : Orissa Bans Skirts and Sleeveless tops?

Bans - Bans - Bans

Enforcement - Enforcement - Enforcement everywhere....

Why do things reach a stage where a ban has to be imposed?
Or are the authorities over-reacting ?

Orissa has decided to enforce its “uniform dress code’’ in all colleges of the state, thereby becoming the first in the country to bar girls from wearing sleeveless tops, tight jeans and skimpy designer skirts in colleges.

About 500 government and state-funded colleges have been identified to introduce the dress code for students by February 2, 2006.

I stand and gaze at the lonely sky...
As silent moments pass by...
My eyes look for you to the farthest end...
Tell me how long can I pretend...

Dreams are beginning to hurt my eyes...
Looking for you in these open skies...
Come back to my open arms my love..Or I'll go mad before you realise...

written by shanya, when i wan in banglore

Googloo getting bugged with new Google adwords keyword System

A couple of days ago 'Googloo' woke up one morning to find that some or may be even most of keywords were "Inactive", requiring higher bid prices to be reactivated. All thanks to Google! It's deeply appreciated.

Well Googloo tries to explain you, how dose this new system works.

when you start a campaign, Google assign some quality based minimum bids for each and every keyword unlike the older system where you can bid at Rs 3 for all the keyword.

Your Keyword is Active or Inactive depending upon whether your Max CPC (bid) is heigher or lower then Min Bid estimated by Google respectively.

Once your keyword is active, The minimum required quality Bid keeps on changing depending upon the performance of your keyword.

Now this is the tricky part, if your keyword is performing your min bid remains at that level or might go down otherwise and in most cases the bid will rise.

For all of you who wants to be a master of SEM, here is the imporatnt tip from 'Googloo' himself.

Make sure you optimize your creatives in such a way that your ad creative contains the keyword, that increases the relevency of your ad creative and will give you a better CTR and in turn a lower CPC.

Dont forget to share that extra bucks earned and always remember this 'Googloo'

Mallu Jokes ...... "In loving memory of my freind Jassim"

What does a Malayalee do when he has to stand for election in Delhi?
He changes his name. Madhavan to M A DHAWAN.

A Mallu female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY. When the manager saw the Mallu's colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming, "NOT THIS WOMAN."

Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu. So he told her "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK.

"The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said : "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW......BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number ........Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok?
Thank you."
The Manager fainted..................

Googloo Jokes

Googloo goes for an interview:

Googloo: I want salary Rs 1 lakh per month, 1 flat and 1 car to take up this job!!!!!
Interviewer: I will give you Rs 2 lakh per month, 2 residential flats and two cars!!!

Googloo (excitingly): Kya majaak kar rahein hain sir???
Interviewer: Phele shuruaat kisne ki :-)

Finally, Googloo gets the job and is happy in life.

One day, he decides to order for coffee from his office canteen.
Googloo, being Googloo calls up the CEO instead and proudly orders for Coffee.
The CEO becomes livid and says "You fool, dont you know who this is? This is the CEOs room"Googloo suddenly realizes he is on his way to losing his job. Quickly retaliates "You fool, do you know who this is??"The CEO says "No, I dont"

Googloo - "Thank god!" and hangs up :)

Pappu paas ho gaya...

Kuchh Khaas ho gaya.... Googloo paas ho gaya!!

;o)) Well.. that is exactly what my Mom said last night aftre receiving a Dairy Milk chocolate for the good news of Gulrez getting his MBA diploma!

As quite evident from the picture on the left..Googloo paas ho gaya and he now is the most eligible wizard... (you bet he looks every bit like Harry Potter with that gown on)
A wizard he certainly is because he can easily cast a spell or two whenever he feels like and beleive you me.. he doesn't even need a magic wand! A mastery on words and that well-practiced charming smile to ward off...evil...I mean..my anger... he needs nothing else to win back a totally irritated person...
So much for the wizard expertise... now let's talk about the big event... the convocation... Googloo's big day came on August 02, 2005 and it was all the more a big day because even Googloo never expected himself to get through...considering the neglible number of classes he attended all through the last two tremesters...add to that upsetting so many young teachers who were practically head over heels in love with the wizard... thanks to the smile again...!!And of course..some less wooed teachers who thought it best to consider him the "OUT-standing" student..!! (PUN intended)
Nevertheless, owing to an entire tide of popularity amongst his peers and some faculty and with a bit of contribution from the last minute studies, Googloo finally managed to pass out with elan!!So all said and done...Kuchh meetha ho jae?

Written by Shanya :0)

Live Life To The Fullest

This is something that happened with a friend of mine ........

Few years back I met Aditi. Really nice girl, very polite, good sense of humor, bright smile. We were chatting at an event about life, cricket and all the other things. We overheard someone complaining about where they had to park their car, and that's when Aditi told me something that I will never, ever forget. She was dying. She had ALS, which is a disease that has no cure and She was given 6 months to a year to live.

But that wasn't the part that shocked me. After hearing the person complain about their parking spot she looked me in the eye and said "I feel sorry for people who are healthy". I was floored, I didn't know what she meant. I said "Isn't it reverse, we feel bad for someone like you?"she shook her head and looked me even deeper in the eye and said the words I will never forget:"Before having ALS, life was just there. I complained about things that I thought mattered. People cutting me off on the road, my pay, the weather. When I was handed my life and told I had 6 months left, those things didn't matter anymore. Little things didn't bother me, nor did the big things. I stop and smell the roses, I look at peoples smiles and it makes me smile. That's why I feel sorry for people who are healthy. They don't get it.Until they are in a situation like mine, they take life for granted.It took me to find out I was dying to realize I had to startliving." For one of the first times in my life, I was speechless.

Ask yourself, what are you stressing out over that really doesn't matter? Whose smile brightens up your day, but you've never told them that. If this was your last day here, who would you call to tell them you love them?Use your opportunity of life to find out what it's all about.

Thats why I am using this opportunity to tell my Shanya, that I Love her alot.

E N J O Y

Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?

Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly inmy tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?